TIME PLACE & MANNER RULES

• No eating underground
• Hot Dogs, only outdoors
• Shelled peanuts, only at baseball games
• Popcorn, only at movie theaters
• Clam Chowder only within 1/2 mile radius of coastline
• Clam Chowder only when overcast or cold
• Fruit only ending in "E" during months not ending in "R"
• No Canada Dry in Canada (or when its raining).  
• No soup while the sun is out 
• No hot drinks on hot days
• Mac & Cheese can only be an entree for lunch 
• A sandwich may not be an entree for dinner.
• You may only eat the Danishes at Ikea
• Dinner is served only until 7 o'clock. After that,
  it's not dinner.  It's preliminary breakfast.
• No eggs after 11
• No tuna before 12
• No eating after 8
• No food in bed