THE BREAKFAST RULES

• No eggs after 11 a.m.
• No bird in the morning (but chicken and waffles is okay as long as it's not eaten before noon)
• No fish in the morning   
• No cold meat
• No pickled anything 
• Eggs must be yellow
• Breakfast may consist of no more than 4 separate foods
• Breakfast is American (no Asian miso soup or huevos rancheros)
• Leftover pizza may (and should) be eaten for breakfast
• A souffle is not an omlet
• An omelet has only one type of cheese
• An omelet is thicker than 1 inch 

THE BRUCH/BUFFET RULES

• No mixing continents
• No mixing time zones
• Champagne only on NYE
• Sunday Brunch must be outdoors