Welcome to Steve's Food
I have always been a fussy eater but it wasn't until I worked for a major law firm
in Los Angeles that I realized I had a set of nutty rules that governed what I would eat. I recall the
afternoon years ago when everyone in the office was ordering Chinese food for lunch except me.
Why? I just thought it was wrong to eat Asian food "while the sun was out." The Food Rules were
From then on, I started keeping track of my warped Rules so that I could share
them at parties and social gatherings to everyone's dismay (and groans of agony). At some point, there were
so many Rules, I could not remember them with my challenged mental capacity. That is when I started recording
them on my iPhone. And now, voila!
Just like any masterpiece of art or literature, this is a work in
progress. I have not yet explained the inspiration behind each Rule as
in the Asian food example (yes, there was inspiration). And, while this is potentially my
life's greatest work, I am not bitter. Instead, finally memorializing my Food Rules has had a calming
effect. The world is safe - for now.
Thanks for visiting and enjoy!
Steven | February, 2012