THE FISH RULES

  • Fish must be cooked
  • Fish must come from the ocean
  • Fish must be white
  • Fish must be big
  • Fish must be unidentifiable
  • Fish must be ugly (no pretty fish)
  • Fish must swim
  • Fish must be dead
  • No hot tuna
  • No cheese and fish (unless fish sandwich)
  • No tomato sauce or ketchup with fish
  • No Tuna before 12